Well they didn’t stone me or anything

So the party went pretty well. I got these amazing nylons that you MUST try. They are the best for avoiding VPL (visible panty lines). They’re called Spanx, and they totally rock. They almost rock too much. I got some at the last minuet because they are foot less, and really control toppy. The thing …

“When you’ve given up, given up…”

Mom Jeans. So SNL has a bunch of skits and parodies up on iTunes now and I just had to get this on called Mom Jeans. These are so funny. I got the screen captures while I was playing the video over and over. It’s all sing songy: She’ll love the nine inch zipper and …

You can’t do that just because it’s raining

Ok, I don’t have a picture of this, but I will do my best to describe. But first, a little background. It has been raining here a crap-load, no, I know, “But Amber, you live in Oregon, doesn’t it rain there all the time anyway.” Why yes it does, but this is an insane amount. …